diff --git a/app/components/Discord/Card.vue b/app/components/Discord/Card.vue
index 9895371..71eab13 100644
--- a/app/components/Discord/Card.vue
+++ b/app/components/Discord/Card.vue
@@ -95,7 +95,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
                         </foreignObject>
                         <circle cx="61" cy="61" r="8" :fill="statusColor(status)" />
                     </svg>
-                    <img v-if="decoration" :src="decoration"
+                    <NuxtImg v-if="decoration" :src="decoration"
                         class="pointer-events-none absolute left-1/2 top-1/2 h-[102px] w-[102px] max-w-none -translate-x-1/2 -translate-y-1/2"
                         @error="hideOnError" />
                 </div>
@@ -103,7 +103,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
 
             <!-- Badges (top-right of body) -->
             <div class="flex h-12 items-center justify-end gap-1">
-                <img v-for="badge in badges" :key="badge.label" :src="badge.src" :alt="badge.label" :title="badge.label"
+                <NuxtImg v-for="badge in badges" :key="badge.label" :src="badge.src" :alt="badge.label" :title="badge.label"
                     class="h-[22px] w-[22px]" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
             </div>
         </div>
@@ -115,7 +115,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
                 <div v-else class="h-5 w-28 animate-pulse rounded bg-zinc-700" />
                 <span v-if="guildTag"
                     class="flex items-center gap-1 rounded bg-zinc-800 px-1.5 py-0.5 text-xs font-semibold text-slate-200">
-                    <img v-if="guildBadge" :src="guildBadge" class="h-3.5 w-3.5" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
+                    <NuxtImg v-if="guildBadge" :src="guildBadge" class="h-3.5 w-3.5" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
                     {{ guildTag }}
                 </span>
             </div>
@@ -126,7 +126,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
         <div class="px-4 pb-4 pt-2 text-sm">
             <!-- Custom status -->
             <div v-if="customStatus?.state" class="flex items-center gap-1.5 pb-2.5">
-                <img v-if="customEmoji" :src="customEmoji" class="h-5 w-5" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
+                <NuxtImg v-if="customEmoji" :src="customEmoji" class="h-5 w-5" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
                 <span>{{ customStatus.state }}</span>
             </div>
 
@@ -151,7 +151,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
                         <template v-if="item.kind === 'spotify'">
                             <NuxtLink external :to="`https://open.spotify.com/track/${item.spotify.track_id}`"
                                 class="shrink-0">
-                                <img :src="item.spotify.album_art_url" class="h-14 w-14 rounded" loading="lazy" draggable="false" />
+                                <NuxtImg :src="item.spotify.album_art_url" class="h-14 w-14 rounded" loading="lazy" draggable="false" />
                             </NuxtLink>
                             <div class="min-w-0 flex-1">
                                 <p class="flex items-center gap-1 text-[0.7rem] font-semibold uppercase tracking-wide text-green-400">
@@ -171,7 +171,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
 
                         <!-- Game / rich presence -->
                         <template v-else>
-                            <img :src="activityImage(item.activity)" :alt="item.activity.name"
+                            <NuxtImg :src="activityImage(item.activity)" :alt="item.activity.name"
                                 class="h-14 w-14 shrink-0 rounded object-cover" loading="lazy" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
                             <div class="min-w-0 flex-1">
                                 <p class="text-[0.7rem] font-semibold uppercase tracking-wide text-primary-400">
@@ -193,7 +193,7 @@ function hideOnError(e: Event) {
                 <div class="flex flex-col gap-0.5 text-slate-300">
                     <p v-for="(line, i) in bio" :key="i" class="flex flex-wrap items-center gap-x-1 leading-6">
                         <template v-for="(token, j) in line" :key="j">
-                            <img v-if="token.type === 'emoji'" :src="token.src" :alt="token.name"
+                            <NuxtImg v-if="token.type === 'emoji'" :src="token.src" :alt="token.name"
                                 class="inline-block h-5 w-5 align-text-bottom" draggable="false" @error="hideOnError" />
                             <ULink v-else-if="token.type === 'link'" :to="token.href" external
                                 inactive-class="text-primary-400 hover:underline">{{ token.value }}</ULink>
diff --git a/app/components/Games/Banner.vue b/app/components/Games/Banner.vue
index 2455ca1..6a24123 100644
--- a/app/components/Games/Banner.vue
+++ b/app/components/Games/Banner.vue
@@ -12,7 +12,7 @@ const open = ref(false)
         <!-- Art is scoped to this section so opening the drawer below doesn't
              rescale or re-crop it. -->
         <div class="relative flex flex-1 flex-col">
-            <img v-if="background" :src="background" alt="" loading="lazy"
+            <NuxtImg v-if="background" :src="background" alt="" loading="lazy"
                 class="absolute inset-0 h-full w-full object-cover object-[center_25%] opacity-60" />
             <div class="absolute inset-0 bg-gradient-to-r from-black/90 via-black/20 to-black/70" />
 
diff --git a/app/components/Games/OverwatchCard.vue b/app/components/Games/OverwatchCard.vue
index 6523e36..39c7508 100644
--- a/app/components/Games/OverwatchCard.vue
+++ b/app/components/Games/OverwatchCard.vue
@@ -13,7 +13,7 @@ const owValue = 'font-overwatch text-3xl font-semibold italic leading-none'
 <template>
     <GamesBanner title="Overwatch" icon="i-ph-crosshair" :background="p.namecard">
         <template #logo>
-            <img src="https://blz-contentstack-images.akamaized.net/v3/assets/blt2477dcaf4ebd440c/blt12c582d9d58631b9/69d573c3c714e07b0dc39b07/overwatch_logo.png"
+            <NuxtImg src="https://blz-contentstack-images.akamaized.net/v3/assets/blt2477dcaf4ebd440c/blt12c582d9d58631b9/69d573c3c714e07b0dc39b07/overwatch_logo.png"
                 alt="Overwatch" class="w-40 md:w-36" />
         </template>
 
@@ -26,7 +26,7 @@ const owValue = 'font-overwatch text-3xl font-semibold italic leading-none'
                     <UTooltip v-if="p.endorsement_frame" :text="`Endorsement level ${p.endorsement}`" arrow>
                         <Transition appear enter-from-class="scale-0 -rotate-90 opacity-0"
                             enter-active-class="transition duration-700 ease-out">
-                            <img :src="p.endorsement_frame" :alt="`Endorsement level ${p.endorsement}`"
+                            <NuxtImg :src="p.endorsement_frame" :alt="`Endorsement level ${p.endorsement}`"
                                 class="h-6 w-6 cursor-help transition-transform duration-300 hover:rotate-12 hover:scale-125" />
                         </Transition>
                     </UTooltip>
@@ -43,10 +43,10 @@ const owValue = 'font-overwatch text-3xl font-semibold italic leading-none'
                     <UBadge v-for="r in p.ranks" :key="r.role" color="neutral" variant="outline" size="lg"
                         class="gap-2 rounded border-white/10 bg-black/40 px-2 py-1 ring-white/10 backdrop-blur">
                         <template #leading>
-                            <img :src="r.role_icon" :alt="r.role" class="h-4 w-4" />
+                            <NuxtImg :src="r.role_icon" :alt="r.role" class="h-4 w-4" />
                         </template>
-                        <img :src="r.rank_icon" :alt="r.division" :title="`${cap(r.division)} ${r.tier}`" class="h-7 w-7" />
-                        <img v-if="r.tier_icon" :src="r.tier_icon" :alt="`Tier ${r.tier}`" class="h-6 w-auto" />
+                        <NuxtImg :src="r.rank_icon" :alt="r.division" :title="`${cap(r.division)} ${r.tier}`" class="h-7 w-7" />
+                        <NuxtImg v-if="r.tier_icon" :src="r.tier_icon" :alt="`Tier ${r.tier}`" class="h-6 w-auto" />
                         <span v-else class="font-overwatch text-xl uppercase italic leading-none text-white">{{ cap(r.division) }} {{ r.tier }}</span>
                     </UBadge>
                 </div>
diff --git a/app/components/Games/WowCard.vue b/app/components/Games/WowCard.vue
index ad76cb2..eabae23 100644
--- a/app/components/Games/WowCard.vue
+++ b/app/components/Games/WowCard.vue
@@ -53,7 +53,7 @@ const classBackground = computed(() =>
             <div v-if="c.flavor === 'retail'" role="img" aria-label="World of Warcraft: Midnight"
                 class="h-20 w-26 bg-no-repeat md:h-28 md:w-36"
                 :style="{ backgroundImage: `url(${MIDNIGHT_LOGO})`, backgroundSize: '208%', backgroundPosition: '50% 90%' }" />
-            <img v-else :src="CLASSIC_LOGO" alt="World of Warcraft Classic" class="w-28 md:w-36" />
+            <NuxtImg v-else :src="CLASSIC_LOGO" alt="World of Warcraft Classic" class="w-28 md:w-36" />
         </template>
 
         <template #identity>
@@ -62,7 +62,7 @@ const classBackground = computed(() =>
                 <UAvatar :src="c.media.avatar" :alt="c.name"
                     class="size-16 border-2 border-(--class-color) bg-black" />
                 <template #content>
-                    <img :src="c.spec_icon" :alt="c.spec" :title="c.spec" class="size-full" />
+                    <NuxtImg :src="c.spec_icon" :alt="c.spec" :title="c.spec" class="size-full" />
                 </template>
             </UChip>
             <div class="min-w-0">
diff --git a/app/components/OgImage/Default.satori.vue b/app/components/OgImage/Default.satori.vue
index f30bbb6..40a6087 100644
--- a/app/components/OgImage/Default.satori.vue
+++ b/app/components/OgImage/Default.satori.vue
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@ withDefaults(defineProps<{
         <div style="display:flex;align-items:center;font-size:26px;color:#a855f7;letter-spacing:2px;text-transform:uppercase;">
             {{ badge }}
         </div>
-        <div style="display:flex;font-size:84px;font-weight:800;line-height:1.05;margin-top:24px;max-width:920px;">
+        <div style="display:flex;font-size:84px;font-weight:700;line-height:1.05;margin-top:24px;max-width:920px;">
             {{ title }}
         </div>
         <div style="display:flex;font-size:36px;color:#cbd5e1;margin-top:24px;max-width:900px;">
diff --git a/app/pages/gateway.vue b/app/pages/gateway.vue
index 8f03eb2..8c8d1c9 100644
--- a/app/pages/gateway.vue
+++ b/app/pages/gateway.vue
@@ -12,12 +12,6 @@ useHead({
         content: 'This hostname is resolving to a gateway endpoint with no configured service.',
     }],
 })
-
-defineOgImage('Default', {
-    title: 'No Service Configured',
-    description: 'This hostname resolves to a gateway endpoint with no service behind it.',
-    badge: 'Gateway',
-})
 </script>
 
 <template>
diff --git a/nuxt.config.ts b/nuxt.config.ts
index 3489a21..700d601 100644
--- a/nuxt.config.ts
+++ b/nuxt.config.ts
@@ -3,7 +3,6 @@ import app from './app/config/app'
 
 export default defineNuxtConfig({
   devtools: { enabled: true },
-  future: { compatibilityVersion: 4 },
   app,
 
   modules: [
@@ -27,8 +26,7 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
 
   // Allow optimising remote avatars/banners through <NuxtImg>.
   image: {
-      // Passthrough provider: the Discord/Spotify images are already sized by
-      // their CDNs, and this avoids bundling `sharp` (which can't run on CF Workers).
+      // Passthrough provider: the remote images are already sized by their CDNs.
       provider: 'none',
       domains: [
           'cdn.discordapp.com',
@@ -56,8 +54,8 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
       },
   },
 
-  // Pre-render OG images at build (zeroRuntime) instead of rendering them on the
-  // edge — the runtime renderer (satori + native resvg) can't run on CF Workers.
+  // Every page with an OG image is prerendered, so render them at build and keep
+  // satori/resvg out of the server bundle.
   ogImage: {
       zeroRuntime: true,
   },
@@ -70,18 +68,14 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
       resend: { apiKey: '' },
       contactTo: 'noc@ok8.sh',
       contactFrom: 'Portfolio <onboarding@resend.dev>',
+      // Turnstile keys are added by @nuxtjs/turnstile; set them at runtime with
+      // NUXT_PUBLIC_TURNSTILE_SITE_KEY and NUXT_TURNSTILE_SECRET_KEY.
       public: {
           userId: '201077739589992448',
           github: 'kashalls'
       }
   },
 
-  // Cloudflare Turnstile. In dev this auto-uses the always-pass test keys; for
-  // production set turnstile.siteKey here and NUXT_TURNSTILE_SECRET_KEY in env.
-  turnstile: {
-      siteKey: process.env.NUXT_TURNSTILE_SITE_KEY,
-  },
-
   content: {
       experimental: {
           // Node's built-in node:sqlite (Node >= 22.5), so the distroless
@@ -92,6 +86,15 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
 
   css: ['~/assets/css/main.css'],
 
+  sourcemap: { server: false },
+
+  routeRules: {
+      // Renders the requesting hostname, so it must be rendered per request.
+      '/gateway': { prerender: false },
+      // Local fonts aren't content-hashed, so cache them without `immutable`.
+      '/fonts/**': { headers: { 'cache-control': 'public, max-age=2592000' } },
+  },
+
   colorMode: {
       preference: 'dark',
   },
@@ -100,7 +103,7 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
       // Prerender the static routes so their OG images are generated at build
       // (required by ogImage.zeroRuntime). Dynamic client data still hydrates.
       prerender: {
-          routes: ['/', '/gateway', '/blog'],
+          routes: ['/', '/blog'],
           // Follow links from /blog so every post (and its OG image) prerenders.
           crawlLinks: true,
       },
@@ -108,12 +111,6 @@ export default defineNuxtConfig({
       devStorage: {
           cache: { driver: 'fs', base: './.cache' },
       },
-      // For durable caching across serverless cold starts in production, point the
-      // `cache` mount at a persistent store. On Cloudflare Pages, bind a KV
-      // namespace named CACHE and uncomment:
-      // storage: {
-      //     cache: { driver: 'cloudflareKVBinding', binding: 'CACHE' },
-      // },
   },
 
   fonts: {
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